Signs in today’s world indicate that Noah may soon return. Either in a reincarnated form or in his original body, we believe that Noah will once again grace the earth in the coming decades. Noah will return to protect his followers from God’s second deluge. While we strive to spread our faith through the world (and six new Deluvian Churches opened last year in America alone!), if we are unable to sufficiently strengthen humanity’s Covenant with the Lord in time, Noah will be sent by God to preserve his followers from the Deluge.
Noah Watch
In anticipation of Noah’s Return, we keep an active watch for all charismatic and extraordinarily wise people named Noah. If you believe that you have observed signs of Noah’s coming return (which could range from particularly impressive people named Noah to the actual working of miracles), please email Deluvians@gmail.com.
The future of Mankind might rely on our timely identification of the reborn Noah. Please join us in expressing deference to every Noah that you encounter in your daily life; no matter how diminutive a Noah might appear, we remind you that any Noah can be the Noah.
The Noah Appeasement Project
To ensure that when Noah returns he views the Lord favorably, all Deluvian Churches manage Noah Appeasement Projects. Organized networks of volunteers in these projects reach out to show every Noah the Lord’s constant appreciation.
We ask you to join us in our Online Church’s Project. If you are in a professional relationship with a Noah, we ask that your next evaluation be more positive than it would otherwise. If you simply meet this Noah casually, we ask that you smile and greet Noah as you would a close friend. Regardless of your specific relationship, always remember what is at stake!
